Monday, May 01, 2006

My mom fowarded this to me. I love it.

I don't know about you guys, but I am so sick and tired of these lying,
thieving, holier-than-thou, right-wing, cruel, crude, rude, gauche,
coarse, crass, cocky, corrupt, dishonest, debauched, degenerate,
dissolute, swaggering, lawyer shooting, bullhorn shouting,
infrastructure destroying, hysterical, history defying,
finger-pointing, puppy stomping, roommate appointing, pretzel choking,
collateral damaging, aspersion casting, wedding party bombing, clear
cutting, torturing, jobs outsourcing, torture outsourcing, "so-called"
compassionate- conservative, women's rights eradicating, Medicare
cutting, uncouth, spiteful, boorish, vengeful, noxious, homophobic,
xenophobic, xylophonic, racist, sexist, ageist, fascist, cashist,
audaciously stupid, brazenly selfish, lethally ignorant, journalist
purchasing, genocide ignoring, corporation kissing, poverty inducing,
crooked, coercive, autocratic, primitive, uppity, high-handed,
domineering, arrogant, inhuman, inhumane, insolent, know-it-all,
snotty, pompous, contemptuous, supercilious, gutless, spineless,
shameless, avaricious, poisonous, imperious, merciless, graceless,
tactless, brutish, brutal, Karl Roving, backward thinking, persistent
vegetative state grandstanding, nuclear option threatening, evolution
denying, irony deprived, depraved, insincere, conceited, perverted,
pre-emptory invading of a country that had absolutely nothing to do
with 911, 35 day vacation taking, bribe soliciting, incapable, inbred,
hellish, proud for no apparent reason, smarty pants, loudmouth,
bullying, swell headed, ethnic cleansing, ethics eluding, domestic
spying, medical marijuana busting, kick backing, Halliburtoning, New
Deal disintegrating, narcissistic, undiplomatic, blustering,
malevolent, demonizing, baby seal clubbing, Duke Cunninghamming,
hectoring, verbally flatulent, pro-bad, anti-good, Moslem baiting,
photo-op arranging, hurricane disregarding, oil company hugging, judge
packing, science disputing, faith based mathematics advocating,
armament selling, nonsense spewing, education ravaging, whiny,
unscrupulous, greedy exponential factor fifteen, fraudulent, CIA
outing, redistricting, anybody who disagrees with them slandering, fact
twisting, ally alienating, betraying, god and flag waving, scare
mongering, Cindy Sheehan libeling, phony question asking, just won't
get off the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge drilling, two-faced, inept,
callous, menacing, oppressive, vulgar, antagonistic, brush clearing,
suck-up, showboating, tyrannizing, peace hating, water and air and
ground and media polluting -- which is pretty much all the polluting
you can get -- deadly, illegal, pernicious, lethal, haughty, venomous,
virulent, ineffectual, mephitic, egotistic, bloodthirsty, incompetent,
hypocritical, did I say evil, I'm not sure if I said evil, because I
want to make sure I say evil... EVIL, cretinous, fool, toad, buttwipe,
lizardstick, cowardly, lackey imperialistic tool slime buckets in the
Bush Administration that I could just spit. Impeachment, hell no.

Upon the sharp and righteous sword of the people's justice. - Will Durst

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