Wednesday, December 31, 2003

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Springfield, MA...Happy New Year! Ok So, today is my only day off this week (we have load in tomorrow). We got here last night, and there is a Hooters across the street so we went over there for dinner. Hotters girls in this town are completely flat chested, it is a little wierd. Anyway, tonite is the New Year's Eve party. The hotel is doing open bar for one hour. I don't think they realize just how much roadies can drink. Oh Well. Not much to say, next week is Hartford. This weekend we have a sixpack, which sucks. (For those of you who don't know what a six pack is, it means that we have 3 shows on Sat, three shows on Sunday, and then load out following the last Sunday show. ) It sucks. Oh well. I am gonna go. I need to get some dinner before I get ready for the party. This week I am rooming with OJ, our pyro guy. He doesn't snore, and that is really my only request for a rooommate. Happy New Year everybody!!

Tuesday, December 23, 2003

Bridgeport, CT...Back to work. Not much to say really. Took the ferry over, checked in to the hotel (we have a fridge and microwave this week, plus free high speed internet access). Rooming with Adrian this week. TShirt doesn't come down till Thursday, but he is driving, so luckily he will have a car for the next few weeks. Which means I will have someone to drive me around :)
Anyway, got to get some dinner before I go unload trucks.
Happy Holidays!!

Sunday, December 21, 2003

Long Island, NY...Well, I am at Tiffany's House. I have spent the weekend out here with her and Josh. I saw my dad on Friday. Really just been hanging out. Went out to dinner at three village inn. Got my nails done. Did some shopping. Tomorrow I need to pack, I leave on Tuesday to go back to work. It is wierd, it is good to be home, but I kind of miss work. I am not used to having this much free time. I am getting restless not being on tour. Oh well. Amy sent me the DVD of "Spinal Tap" for Xmas tho, so that is awesome. And my aunt gave me an american express gift certificate, and that is always good since it is good almost anywhere while I am on tour. Anyway, Got to go, Josh wants to go drink, and know one should drink alone. Merry Xmas, Happy Hannukah, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Solstice, and if I missed any holidays, Happy Whatever!

Wednesday, December 17, 2003

Long Island, NY...Home sweet home. Well, not really MY home, but my grandparents home, so close enough. I have the week off. So I am just hanging out here. Probably going to see Tiffany and Josh this weekend. May go to lunch with some friends in the city. My dad says he is going to try and bring the kids over (but since I haven't seen them in 5 years, I will believe that when I see it). Anyway. Finally got most of my xmas shopping done. Have gotton all the gifts for my family, but I still have some friends to get gifts for. TShirt called me and asked me what I wanted. I figure any gift is better then NO gift (he didn't get me a birthday present). Boys suck. HaHa just kidding. Anyway, I told TShirt to "Be Creative" cuz that's what he told me a couple weeks ago when I asked him what he wanted. It is so difficult this time of year when you are dating someone. With anyone else, I have a list of things that I want (DVD's, computer stuff, gift certificates) but all that seems to impersonnal to tell him to get me. Plus, what do I get him? You don't want to get something that is too impersonnal, but then I also don't want to gedt something that is too extravagent (I don't know how to spell...sorry). We haven't been together long enough to get anything too serious, but then we practically live together on tour, so a DVD just seems lame. Oh Well. Nate says to get him something for his truck. That would just encourage TShirt to spen EVEN MORE time with the truck and EVEN LESS time with me. Anyway. I got a digital camera as an early xmas present from my grandparents. Thought about emailing a risque photo to Tshirt, but taking a picture of myself seems like it would be a little complicated (sorry sweetie!) Tommorrow is Cara's birthday, and I don't even knoiw how old she is turning since it has been so long since I have seen her. My own sister. It was also MeMe's birthday, so we are going out to the cemetary to leave some flowers. Anyway. GTG. Joyce (my grandmother) wants me to go eat some ice cream with her. You know, I lost like 60 lbs in the past year and a half, but if I spend too much time in this house, I will gain it all back.

Monday, December 08, 2003

Rockford, Illinois...Well last week we were in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Not bad. I had good locals (they even brought me food between shows). There was a british pub down the street, so we spent a lot of time there. We also went to the Mall of America. Didn't really do much for my birthday. But, I am a quater of a century old and I am still getting carded for rated R movies. Only five years till thirty. Scary.
Anyway, We are in Rockford now. Don't open till thursday. So luckily I have tomorrow off to get some Xmas shopping done. Oh, and speaking of xmas, my mom sent me my old barbie doll christmas tree, so now me and TShirt's room has the holiday spirit.
Also, I just watched HBO's "Angels in America:Millenium Approaches" (based on Tony Kushner's Pulitzer Prize and Tony Award winning play). Wow. So good. I highly reccomend seeing it. Al Pacino is awesome. I can't wait to see the next part of it (the movie, like the play, is being shown in two parts).

Tuesday, November 25, 2003

Sioux Falls, South Dakota...Wow! It is so good to be in a hotel with high speed internet access. Anyway, shout outs to Amy today, Happy Birthday girl. Not much going on. Rooming with TShirt this week. Last week we were in Madison, Wisconsin. Roomed with Nate. He snores when he is drunk, but otherwise he wasn't a bad roommate. Anyway, I am gonna go. I need to go to the mall and get some gloves and a hat. It is way cold. I just unloaded trucks this morning and I was freezing. I will write more later in the week since we have access this week. Bye All.

Thursday, November 13, 2003

Salt Lake City, UT...Well, last week we were in Sacramento. It was fun. Saw Scary Movie 3, went drinking at Hard Rock. Had our Halloween party. TShirt was my ho, I was a pimp. TShirt won the costume contest. Anyway, now we are in Salt Lake. I have the flu. Oh well. Wasn't allowed to go to work the past two days (so I wouldnt get anyone else sick). Anyway. Next week is Madison, WI and we are going to go see the circus. So, I will write more next week.

Friday, October 31, 2003

Happy Halloween! I am still in San Jose. Only have one show today so I am just sitting around being lazy. Reading Margaret Cho's Blog ( Anyway, not really doing anything for halloween today. My local spotlight operators did ask if they could dress up, so that may be interesting. Monday in Sacramento we are having our Halloween party. SHould be fun. Anyway, GTG.
Just Giv'er.

Tuesday, October 28, 2003

San Jose, CA...Last week we were in San Francisco. Didn't have time to write anything. Went to Alcatraz and the Golden Gate Bridge. Drank alot at the bar. Went to Monday Night Football at the Raider's Game. It was alot of fun. Now we are in Silicon Valley, so there isn't much here to do, but that is good. I can save some money and catch up on my sleep. Anyway, some of the skaters Princess are drove here since their tour isnt too far away, so it is good to see everyone (I havent seen them since we were at the Dude Ranch last spring).
Anyway, got to go, Denny's is next door and I am so hungry.

Wednesday, October 15, 2003

San Diego, CA...So last night we had a crew party. We had the girls we bought at auction serve as beer wenches. Today, TShirt and I went to Tijuana today. Had a few margaritas, did some shopping. I am rooming with Jessica this week, so that is cool.
Anyway, I have a six AM load-in tomorrow, so I am gonna go to bed, but I will write more later in the week.

Saturday, October 11, 2003

El Paso, TX...So Mexico is across the street, and our arena this week isn't really an arena, it is more like a barn. My personal crate is in a stable. An actual stable with hay and everything. It is so awful. The ceiling is so low that we are hung at ten feet lower than normal. Peter Pan is practically flying into the audience's heads. Oh well. Otherwise it has been a good week. TShirt and I talked and worked things out. I forgave him for being a dick, and he forgave me for hitting him. Next week is San Diego. A bunch of people are going to Tijajuana, but that seems to be asking for trouble. I haven't decided if I am going to go or not. I have decided to be a blonde for halloween, since so many of our skater girls are blonde. I am going to get a wig and twirl my hair alot and say "I am a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, and I want to be a veterinarian cuz I love children". We had our auction at work. Crew all banded together to buy all the new skater girls, there was only one that we didn't get, and that is cuz Sacha bid $305 on her. Tex bought me, but she hasn't said anything yet on what I am going to have to do (cuz technically, she now owns me for three days). Anyway, I am gonna drink a beer and watch a DVD. Bye.

Tuesday, September 30, 2003

Miami, FL..Went to the hospital today. My arm isn't broken, I just have a contusion. So basically, I just bruised the bone really bad, so all I have to do is wear a sling for a while and it will be okay. Anyway, last nite was opening night party. We had the party on a boat. With free food and lots of alchohal. It was fun. Except TShirt deciding in the middle of the party to tell me he doesnt want to date me anymore. Whatever. I did slap him though (I was drunk). He deserved it. We only dated like 3 weeks or so, so it is no big deal. Anyway. I am gonna go to the bar. Bye

Monday, September 29, 2003

Miami, Fl...I GOT MY PHONE!!!! But, I can't call anyone, cause all the numbers are in my phone book that is in my crate at work. So, I won't be calling anyone. Oh Well. So we are in Miami this week, I am rooming with Jason the sound assistant. Tonite we are having our opening night party. I t is on a cruise or something. Oh, and we cut an hour off loadout so that was cool. Anyway, I got to go, I busted my arm last night at loadout and it hurts when I type. Bye All. Just Giv'er.

Friday, September 26, 2003

Ft.Lauderdale, FL...I am sooo glad rehearsals are over. I have been working 18 hour days for the past two weeks straight. Plus, my cell phone died and verizon sent me the wrong pohne, so until they send me the right one, I am without a phone. Aughhhh! I just want to be in Miami. Next week. I have Monday off, and TShirt is renting a car next week. So at least I will finally have a day off to relax and have fun. Altho, getting seventh day pay two weeks in a row will be nice. Anyway, I got to go to work and figure out why half our bubble machines aren't working.
Oh well. Later.

Monday, September 08, 2003

Boys are weird.
Anyway, I finally got a day off work. Friday night I went to the martini bar with T-Shirt and Brian. Then, Saturday there was a bar-b-q at work, then lots of drinking at Wet Willy's. So, if I had been smart, I would have slept all day Sunday when I had the day off. But no, I am stupid, and laid out by the pool with a bunch of the skaters. So, Oh well. I have to go back to work tonite.
Oh, and boys are weird, but I am not ready to elaborate on that subject online yet. They are just very strange how. At work they are cool and laidback, then when you are alone with them they get all clingy and "I really like you" and they try to cuddle and shit. I am just like, what happened to the funny guy I am friends with? Why do you suddenly have to be all girly? And they expect me to be all girly, and I am so not that type of girl. Oh Well.
The rumor mill at work is pissing me off. I left the bar with one of my coworkers the other night, cause I was not going to walk back to the hotel by myself late at night and we both happen to be leaving at the same time, but everyone now thinks I slept with this guy. I wouldnt mind so much if I actually had hooked up with him, but the fact is, nothing happened. Even when I am not getting laid, people think I am. Oh well.
Boys are weird.

Monday, September 01, 2003

Still in St.Pete, but we did change hotels; so I am in the Hilton now. I saw Monster's Inc. it was good. There were a few problems, but it was pyro and stuff that no audiance would ever notice. Stayed the night in Lakeland to hang with the Moster's people. Then went back to StPete to work on no sleep. Oh Well. Who needs sleep? I will get plenty of sleep when I am dead. I need to update the pics on my photo album , but I don't know when I will ever have the time. Oh Well. Went in the hot tub last night, we all got drank around the pool. I look like a battered wife though, because I have so many damn bruises on me. I don't know whether they came from work or something else tho (M? maybe). Anyway, now I am going out to see Freddy vs. Jason. Bye All. Just Giv'r.

Sunday, August 24, 2003

St.Petersburg, FL...I went to New York this weekend. For Tiffany's wedding. I was the maid of honor. Tiffany looked beautiful. The ceremony started late, and there were some last minute problems, but with any wedding, problems always arise. In the end, everything worked out. Then this morning I had to fly back to work for load-in. That sucked. I am so tired now. I really want a massage, but the skaters dont come in till the end of the week. So, no Brian, no massage. Oh well. Anyway, I am going to watch a movie and go to bed. The question I face now or violence? Do I watch a movie with sex, like "The Story of O" or do I watch a movie with violence, like "Resevoir Dogs"?
I don't know. I guess I should go with violence, cause I am rooming with the new prop girl this week, and she might think I am a freak if she sees me wathnig some freaky S&M movie.

Tuesday, August 19, 2003

Dyed my hair. I am a brunette again, no more red. Oh well.
Watched "Secretary". Wierd movie, made me want a spanking. I am such a bottom. But then, I guess I do have my sadistic qualities (M-sorry about the back). Anyway, I am going to bed.
Just G'ver.

Monday, August 18, 2003

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Sunday, August 17, 2003

Ellenton, FL...Went to Lakeland last night. Monsters was having a bar-b-q and we figured we would all go crash the party. Basically, we go where the free beer is (they had 2 kegs). I drank too much, but not nearly as much as everybody else. Spent most of the night laughing at the drunks. (And well, the rest of the night would not be rated PG-13, and I am trying to keep this blog remotely clean, so I won't say anymore on the evening).
So, anyway, I am only here for a few more days, then it is off to NY for Tiffany's wedding. I should give a speech as maid of honor, and I want to, but I have no idea what to say. I have known Tiff my whole life, and Josh is a great guy, but I just don't know what to say. Oh well. I will come up with something.
Next Sunday is loadin in StPete, I fly back from NY just in time for work, that will suck.
Jenn was supposed to come see me today, but I haven't heard from her all day. I don't what is up with that girl. And Jenn if you are reading this, what is going on? Oh well. I will leave for tour and then I will be gone till April, so you think I would be able to see Jenn while I am still in the area, but maybe that is just too much to ask. Or, maybe I am just feeling sorry for myself. Oh well. I want to go see the "Freddy vs. Jason" movie, but I have no idea when I will find the time. I mean, I know it will be an awful movie, but it might be funny. If anyone has seen it, email me and let me know how it is.

Thursday, August 14, 2003

Palmetto, FL... Well, my ibook has been down the past week, so I have been kind of out of touch with everyone. Refurb is going well, but it is hotter then hell down here. But it is good to be getting a paycheck again. And this past weekend we went to Lakeland to see the rehearsals for the new show. It looks cute. Monsters Inc. on Ice is a cute show, but man that set is huge, I would not want to do loadins for that tour. Anyway, it was fun, but you know youre back at work when you wake up drunk. Not hungover, but STILL DRUNK from the night before. Oh Well. And Jenn is coming to visit tomorrow, so that will be good. And saturday we are going back to Lakeland to see the Monsters crew again.
So, that was the life update. Now that I am back on line, I will be writing more often. Bye.

Saturday, August 02, 2003

Alright, I am leaving O-Town to go back to work. I have transferred tours, so now I will get to have a whole new set of Disney music stuck in my head. Oh Well. I am glad to be going back on tour though, cause I am going stir crazy sitting at home. Anyway, for those of you in the Tamp area, I will be in Palmetto for the next three weeks, (in fact, my hotel is next to the Ellenton outlet, so I am going shopping!) Then, I will be in St. Pete for three weeks, so all of you in Tampa, come visit me. Anyway, I got to go, I need to pack. I will be in touch. And I can always be reached through my cell phone.

Thursday, July 24, 2003

So I got my wisdom teeth removed on Monday. I am swollen and on lots of pain killers, but I still managed to drag myself out to the Cheesecake Factory last night for Chas' birthday. I couldn't eat anything but cheesecake, but that is one of the best parts of getting surgery, being able to eat chocolate mousse cheesecake for dinner. The left side of my face was really swollen (even though I got all four wisdom teeth removed, only the left side is really swollen.) Anyway, thanks to Amy and Jill for coming over and keeping me company on Monday when I got home. I will right more once I start feeling a little better.

Monday, July 21, 2003

Hello Everybody! I have been a little out of touch the past few days. Really busy. People to do, things to see. (Oops! Freudian slip!) I meant things to do, people to see. Anyway, tomorrow I get my wisdom teeth pulled (ouch!) But once I get back on my feet, I will be back to my usual talkative self. I have so much to do before I go to New York, and before I go back on tour. I am so stressed. Oh well. At least I will be on heavy narcotics for the next couple days (they really do give you good sh*t after surgery, don’t they!) I figure, the wisdom teeth will hurt, but it will be an excuse to sit and do nothing. That is the plan, sit on my ass, take some pills, and watch a bunch of movies (Thanx for loaning me all the DVDs Jill!) Anyway, bye all. Chas’ Birthday celebration is Wednesday nite, so let’s hope I am up to going out by then, and I will give you all a report on the festivities. Bye!

Wednesday, July 16, 2003

Some people have way too much free time. Like whoever made this webjournal. I mean, come on, a livejournal by the "Lord of the Rings" characters? Please, get yourself a life.

Tuesday, July 15, 2003

So, I was watching an old Margaret Cho Stand-Up routine today. She was talking about how she had sex with a woman, and this led to all sorts of confusion about her sexuality. "Am I Gay? Am I Straight?" She says. "No, I am just slutty."

Monday, July 14, 2003

So I went to Legible Leftovers and got some reading material. Picked up quite a few books. I got “Player Piano” by Kurt Vonnegut, Anne Rice’s “Cry to Heaven” (the only book by Rice I had yet to pick up), and “The Tommyknockers” by Stephen King. I’m working on my “Player Piano” now, I’ll save the other two to read next week after I get my wisdom teeth out. Ouch! Just thinking about the surgery hurts. Hopefully though, they will give me good drugs to handle the pain.
I also saw “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen”. The movie wasn’t bad, but it is just another example of the book being better then the movie. For one thing, they did make a few changes. Like adding Tom Sawyer, he is not in the book, but the movie studio wanted to add a young American to the cast. Also, Mina Harker is the leader of the group in the book, not Alan Quatermain (in fact he is an Opium addict in the book). Oh well. The effects were cool. And I was suprised how much they went into the characters; in fact, they could have spent more time on the plot, and less on the characters (but given how illiterate modern movie audiences are, I guess some poeple aren’t familiar with the characters). Sean Conner does kick some ass in the fight scenes (immpressive for a man old enough to be my grandfather). Overall, everyone was good. But, I really wasn’t impressed by Peta Wilson’s Mina Harker; and after having seen “Queen of the Damned” everytime Stuart Townsend was on the screen in “League” as Dorian Grey, I kept picturing him as Lestat in those leather pants. Still want to go see “Pirates of the Carribean” and “28 Days”. I swear, I have seen more movies in the past two months then I have in the past two years. But, that is just cause I am home. Once I go back on tour, I won’t have time for the movies.
Krista is out of the hospital. She has months of physical therapy ahead of her, and she will probably set off metal detectors now that she has all that titanium in her neck. But, at least she is okay. I will see her at Tiff’s wedding next month. And speaking of the wedding, what the hell should I buy Tiff and Josh? I mean, I am the maid of honor, so getting them a bunch of dishes off their registry seems a little impersonnal. So, if anyone has any ideas for a gift. email me and let me know. Thanks.

Saturday, July 12, 2003

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"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid."
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Thursday, July 10, 2003

I had a really crappy day today. A close relative of mine is in the hospital. She had to have emergency surgery an d had some vertebrae in her neck replaced. My relationship has gone to sh*t. It doesn't matter how much you love each other, life just gets in the way and f*cks everything up. Love doesn't matter when you have family, jobs, and the world in general coming between you. Oh well, I guess some things just aren't meant to be. I m glad though, that if things have to come to an end, the end this way. No fights, no tears, just parting as friends and knowing that this is the way it has to be (I am being so mature about this, it is so unlike me) Oh well. Whatever. Life happens. There are plenty of fish in the sea. Lovers are like buses, there is another one coming every few minutes. I don't know, I am sure there are other things people say in this situation, but normally when one of my relationship ends, it involves the other person screaming at me. But that is cause most of my relationships end becuase of me cheating. In fact, except this one, I think they all ended that way. Oh well. I am definately my parents child.
So, I have decided to grow my hair out long so I can do the "hair flip". I saw Charlie's Angels tonight with Jill. It is all about the hair flip. I want to be an Angel. I mean, beating up guys would be great, but what I really want is the clothes and the cars. The movie was okay, some scenes are practically soft-core porn though. The direction is horrible, the situations are completely unbelievable (the whole suspension of disbelief thing), but there are some good one-liners, lots of cameos (what is the deal with Carrie Fisher playing a nun? First it was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and now this), but mainly, it is all about the soundtrack and the girls. This movie is basically filmed as a series of music videos, with some dialogue thrown in here and there between action scenes. Watching the movie, reminds me that I really need to work out more. If Demi Moore, who is like, my mom's age, can look that good in a bikini, then I should definately do some sit-ups. Just Giv'r.
So, I know I spend alot of time when I am bored just wasting time on the internet. And I kind of figured anybody reading this site is doing so because they have nothing better to do. So rather than read about boring little me, check out all these things you could be doing instead:
You could be helping peoplefight hungeror breast cancer
You could find out more about your life, your death, even your ex-girlfriend or that guy you just met
You could expand your mind or see that even people smarter then you have nothing better to do with their time
or you could just see someone sicker, sadder, and more pathetic then yourself.
Or when all else fails, check out some really, really strange porn or shop, shop, shop.

Wednesday, July 09, 2003

Why do famous people always die in threes? Katherine Hepburn, Barry White, and Buddy Ebsen. While I wasn't really a huge fan of any of them, they were talented each in their own way. But enough about death, now it is time for a laugh at Son of A Bush's expense (which really isn't that hard, in fact, it seems to be getting easier and easier to make fun of our president.
Okay, so I am stealing this from Chas, who stole this from THIS MODERN WORLD, but here is what EVERYONE needs to do:
1) Pay a visit to Google.

2) Type in (without using any quotes): weapons of mass destruction

3) Click the "I'm Feeling Lucky" icon.

You'll see why. Just go...
Went and saw "Legally Blonde 2:Red, White and Blonde" tonight with mom. Boy, is that a stupid movie. Had a few good one liners, but definately a movie that can wait till video, or even wait till it's on cable. Made me glad mom paid for it and not me. Got the rest of my Bahamas pictures developed, I would put one on this blog, but I am just not that techno-savvy. Oh well. Maybe I need to date a computer geek so he can do it for me. But then, that would involve me having to date a computer geek, so maybe that is not such a good idea. This weekend I am going to go see HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH at Parliament House. For all of you in Orlando, I highly reccommend you go see this show. It is Friday and Saturday nights at 7:30. While I haven't seen this particular production, it is a great movie, was a great off-broadway show, and I have only heard good things about it. Hope to see you there!

Tuesday, July 08, 2003

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark where they will mature into something you'd want to have dinner with.

Monday, July 07, 2003

Here are some funny qoutes (since I myself, having nothing to say today):
---A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she is. I don't think it works like that. I think it's the
opposite. I think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent men become. Anita Wise
---I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. Dolly Parton
---I tell women, go and masturbate! Get loads of kinky books and masturbate every day! They do it from the age of nine! Bjork
---Cinderella lied to us. There should be a Betty Ford Center where they deprogram you by putting you in an electric chair, play Some Day My Prince Will Come and hit you and go 'Nobody's coming, nobody's coming, nobody's coming... Judy Carter
---The closest I've ever come to saying "no" is "Not now, we're landing." Ted Danson
---There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be.
Norman Mailer
---So why can't they make tampons that are "ribbed for my pleasure"? Jenni Elion
---Never before have I encountered such corrupt and foul-minded perversity! Have you ever considered a career in the Church? Rowan Atkinson
---The Bible contains 6 admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. Lynn Lavner
---The only thing about masturbation to be ashamed of is doing it badly. Sigmund Freud
Anyway, as you can see, someone with boredom and a computer can find all sorts of crap.

Friday, July 04, 2003

Lake Mary, FL...So, I went and saw Terminator 3 last night. Does anyone else notice that the Terminator trilogy is a prequel to the Matrix trilogy? I mean, in Terminator, the humans fight the machines to keep them from taking over. In the Matrix, the humans fight the machines to regain control. So basically, the one is a prequel for the other. Even the shots in the terminator of "after the attack" have that dark, gray look like the Matrix has. Oh well. Terminator was a dissappointed though. The first two films had more character development and more depth to the plot. Also, the first two talked about the whole "paradox of time travel" thing. This movie was all special effects, fight scenes, and chase scenes. But it was worth seeing just to see Arnold Schwarzenegger (I have no idea if I spelled that right) say "Talk to the Hand".
This is a summer with lots of movies. Still waiting to see "Legally Blonde 2", "Pirates of the Carribbean" (Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom dressed as pirates, Yummmm!", and "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" (even though they are changing it, Mina Harker is the leader in the book, not Allan Quatermain). I saw Hulk a few days ago, really bad movie, but it is worth seeing just for the five seconds that Stan Lee is on the screen. (Boy, am I a comic book geek or what?)

Saturday, June 28, 2003

Quick note...everybody go to
Tampa, FL... So Amy and I decided to go to Tampa for Jenn's Birthday. Figured we would go out, dress up, dance, score free drinks from dumb boys. Didn't expect to nearly end up in a bar fight.But, when the three of us get together, anything can happen. See, Amy wore an EXTREMELY low-cut black dress, and when we sat at the bar (we went to Channelside) Amy sat on the stool next to me, but her breasts basically rested on the bar in front of her. Well, we had a few drinks, and then these two girls came up and sat on the stools at the end of the bar. We could hear their conversation and when their conversation turned to discuss whether Amy's breasts were real or fake, she couldn't just keep her mouth shut. So, Amy proceeded to say, VERY LOUDLY, "YES, THEY ARE REAL!!!" Not only did every girl in the room give Amy a dirty look after that, but the two girls shut-up real fast. Hahahaha. Today we went to lunch with Matt. It's so wierd to be friends with my exboyfriend, but I am glad that we have finally passed that "akward" phase. Oh Well. I watched "The Neverending Story" on DVD with Mom, hadn't seen that movie since I was a kid and I had forgotten how poorly dubbed that movie is (it was originally German). That is one of those books though, where you need to see the movie before you read the book, because the book so much better (plus the movie only covers about a third of the book). The recent Supreme Court ruling on sodomy was good, but Justice Scalia is invited to a family wedding I am attending, so it will be interesting to see if I can handle being in a room with the man who voted to ban sodomy and who actually is closed minded and conservative enough to have actually used the words "homosexual agenda". ARGHHHH! And I am expected to be in a room with this man??? I don't care if he is on the supreme court, that is just ridiculous. Oh and for those of you out there in cyber-space who want to read about George Bush's lies (we need to impeach that man already) check out my friend Chas' Blog at Check it out. Warning to all you PC fans though, Chas is EXTREMELY pro-Mac. Bye All. Just Giv'er.

Tuesday, June 24, 2003

Nassau, Bahamas...Okay, okay, so I am not actually in the Bahamas anymore. But I just got back from a cruise there. My entire family went on a Disney Cruise for four days on the Disney Magic. It was good, but I probably wouldn't go on a Disney Cruise again. It was great for the kids, but since I do have to see Disney characters at work, I really didn't want to see them on vacation. And they were everywhere. At breakfast, in the hallway, on the island, even at the bar. The food was good, but that is true of all cruises. I did meet the lighting tech on the ship, and he gave me a tour of backstage and showed me front of house. Got to see their light board (a whole hog much better than what I use at work). Anyway, I will write more about the cruise tomorrow. Right now, I just need to sleep. How is it that I just got back from vacation and I already feel like I need another one?

Thursday, June 12, 2003

Lake Mary, FL...So I just finished reading "More, Now, Again" by Elizabeth Wurtzel. Is it bad that this book made me WANT to do drugs? I know that this book is about her struggle to get clean, but when she talks about snorting 40pills of ritalin a day, it makes me want to try it just to see what the hell the big deal is. I mean, I would never do it, I havent done drugs in years, but it does make me curious. It is kind of like when I saw the matrix2 and thought that I should see it again on acid. Oh well. It was a good book tho, I highly recommend it to anyone that has been an addict, or anyone who just wants to know how a person gets to that point. Anyway, got to feed my cat before she claws me to death.

Monday, June 09, 2003

Lake Mary, FL...Well, I am finally home. I have been al over the place. Shopping in New York, dancing on the island, drinking with frat boys in Sung Karaoke in Orlando, picked up girls in Tampa, I went to my exboyfriend's little brothers high school graduation, saw a few movies (The In-Laws was funny, but I hated the last fifteen minutes of Down to Love). And yesterday I went to Gay Day at Disney with my mom. Disney is always fun, but gay day is the best day to go. When else can you see a drag queen getting her picture taken with Cruella DeVille? Or Peter Pan with a bunch of guys wearing "I Like Boys" Shirts? And the cast members at Disney have fun with gay day, our guide on the jungle cruise made so many gay jokes, I thought some of the guys on our boat were going to fall overboard they were laughing so hard. I tried to go see Jenn sing at the SheRock festival, but it was sold out. So Amy and I went drinking at Planet Hollywood instea? I doubt it. But as my friend Dave always says "alchohal can solve any problem, the bigger the problem, the more alchohol you need").

Friday, May 23, 2003

Long Island, NY...I don't understand how I can lose 40pounds, wear a size zero, and yet my grandmother still makes comments like "Are you sure you want a second helping?" and "How about having a DIET coke instead of a reugular one?" AURGHHHHH!!!! I just don't get it. That and my grandfather and I were talking about Tiffany's wedding and I said something about how when I get married I don't want all this fuss Tiffany is going thru" and my grandpa says to me that I am way too young to get married. Even though Tiffany is less than a year older than me and she has been engaged for three years. I don't understand. Well, i guess I do, but it still isnt right. Just cuz I am the baby of the family does that mean I will forever be treated like I am 12? Oh well. And speaking of family problems, my dad's birthday is tommorrow, my grandmother actually had the nerve to ask me if I was going to call him. Let's think about that, I haven't recieved a "Happy Birthday" from my dad in over ten years. I haven't been on speaking terms with him in over five, now, why would I call him? Oh well, as is obvious by my rambling, I am looking foward to my trip to be over, I can only deal with family for so long. And I still have to host a wedding shower for Tiffany on Sunday!! How will I ever survive??? The same way everyone survives family functions I guess...lots and lots of alchohal.

Thursday, May 22, 2003

Long Island, NY...Oh, I forgot to mention, Jenn, Amy and I also saw the Matrix Reloaded. It was not as good as the first, but still enjoyable. The effects were awesome. But I did walk out of it feeling like I had just spent eight dollars to watch a video game. Sequels are never as good as the original, but Lawrence Fishburne is still the man. And it was great to see the narrator (wish I knew the actor's name, but I don't) from Oz (the one in the wheelchair) in the film. Oz was one of the best shows on TV and it was sad to see it go.
Long Island...So, I got out of Florida for a while. Jenn and Amy came to NY with me. We went into the city for a couple of days. Saw Baz Lurmann's "La Boheme" on Broadway. It was awesome. I had seen Boheme before, but not Baz's version of it. You can totally see his influence in the similarities between this production and the "Romeo and Juliet" and "Moulan Rouge" movies he did. Opera is an acquired taste, tho. You either love it or you hate it. But for people who appreciate opera (and don't mind reading supertitles if they dont understand italian) I highly reccomend it. It is also fleet week, so part of our time had to be spent checking out the navy boys in Battery Park. Shopping was had. Jenn scored a great Louis Vitton Wallet for Stefan (in fact, the wallet looks so good I think it may be stolen). I bought a knock off Kate Spade. Eric came over from Jersey and we went to some bar for drinks. I saw Todd Eskin in Times Square. This weekend, before I leave NY I am throwing a wedding shower for Tiffany (it is kind of an obligation since I am Maid of Honor). Anyway, I Got to go. Places to go, people to see. Just Giv'er.

Tuesday, May 13, 2003

Tampa, Florida...So, I am typing this on Jenn's computer. I am staying with her for a few days before I go to New York. Last night we went to The Castle. I hadn't been there in years. Good music, not much eye candy though. Jenn got drunk. No suprise. But she did start calling people on my cell phone and singing to them, which was kind of funny. She seranaded Amy at like 2 in the morning. Saw some old friends from school. Which was wierd. Makes me glad I don't live in Tampa, I couldn't handle the pressure. I don't think I have the energy to live up to my reputation anymore. I am getting too old to be the life of the party. I pass the torch on to anyone who wants it. Oh well. Went to dinner with Matt tonight. It was refreshing. Our relationship has been so tense these past couple years. Breaking up, Getting back together, Breaking up again. But for the first time in amolst five years, I didnt feel anything for him. I care about him, and we had a nice time hanging out, but I now know that things are really over between us (I just hope he knows that too, I have broken his heart more times than I can count). I don't know whether it's becuase I went away for so long, or because of Rod, or maybe I have just matured. I don't know. Oh well. Anyway, I am gonna go. It is time to get my drink on.

Sunday, May 11, 2003

Lakeland, Florida...It;s been a busy weekend. Friday, Mom and I went see Jenn perform at White Wolf Cafe. Jenn really has come along way as a singer/songwriter. To check out her songs, go to Saturday, we went to my grandparents house. And then today we visited my Great-Grandmother at her nursing home. Which meant I had to sit through an hour of Gospel music. And not good black music, but bad white Gospel music. I am amazed I could stay awake. But at least my grandmother didnt hassle me about my lack of a driver's liscense. And since I am down to a size 0, she finally cant get on me about my weight. She did however, ask about Rod. I try to keep my family as uninformed as possible (I don't think they need to know about my love life, we live by a don'y ask-don't tell policy). But Nana did notice that Rod and I are together in a couple of pics so she asked, but I certainly didn't tell. Anyway, tomorrow I go to Tampa. I am driving over with Natalie (my roommate in college). We get along alot better now that we don't live together. At least with me being away, she doesnt have to worry about me stealing her guys (I still feel bad about the whole Mike Boston situation). Oh well. And I get to see Matt, which is good and bad. I mean, we are friends. But it is just wierd to be friends with someone who at one point in time you were going to marry. Oh well. Anyway, I gotta pack, I mean Tampa, New York, and then if I am lucky I am going to model in Texas. Just Giver.

Tuesday, May 06, 2003

Lake Mary, Florida...Well, the State of Florida sucks. I have been denied unemployment. So, now I have to find a job. Oh Well. At least I don't have to work yet. I go to Tampa next week, then I will be in New York. So I don't need anything until I get back. And I have my last paycheck till then, and my bonus should come in soon (thank god). Anyway, last night was a strange night. Rod called me from Canada. For those of you who don't know, Rod and I were dating on tour; but I didn't really plan on talking to him once tour ended. Nice to hear from him tho. Then last night Jill and I went to a party at Jenn Lazar's house. We were only gonna stop by, but once the tequila shots started, I knew we were stuck there (at least till Jill sobered up enough to drive). Yeah, it was good to see all the people I haven't seen in years, but I kind of felt like I was back in highschool seeing all the old faces. Plus, Lazar and I used to date, so that is always a little akward (especially when you walk in on her and her new girlfriend making out). Tomorrow I go to the chiropractor, find out how much my back is fucked up. Lazar got a breast reduction a couple months ago, said it was the best thing she has ever done, maybe I should think about it. But then, every guy I know would have a heart attack if they saw me without "Laquisha & Tamponica" (That is what my friend Marcy named my DDs.

Tuesday, April 29, 2003

Lake Mary, Florida...There is no place like home. Amy picked me up at the airport this afternoon. Since I got home, I have all of done is bond with my cat (I missed you Frisky!) and catch up on all the 'Buffy' that I missed when I was on the road. Now it is time to catch up on all the sleep I have been missing. Sweet Dreams. Night Y'all.